Bio
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Barney became friends with Ted after meeting in the bathroom of a bar, and then sitting down next to him later that night to "teach him how to live." Barney often states that he is Ted's best friend, only to be corrected by Ted, who retorts that he (Ted) and Marshall are best friends.
Barney works for Ultrasew, a large company that produces military weaponry, petroleum and the exterior of tennis balls. Barney's job within Ultrasew is shrouded in mystery; whenever he is asked what his exact profession is, he always replies with a laugh and a "please". It is often implied that Barney's job is extremely lucrative, evidenced by his apartment furnishings and expensive, tailored suits.
(wikipedia.org)